Monday, February 18, 2008

Combo meal :Maharaja Mac + degree certificate





Guess whats hot on the latest fad stack. A Mac-Donalds certified degree. Started in France about 2 months
ago, this is equivalent to a degree you get toiling your ass out after school(in my case 4 nut-cracking yrs of engineering) by selling your mama's jewelery to make tuition.Started in consultation with the French government(there are hardly any representatives since most of them are busy speed-dating), the purpose of it is to provide "a massively distributed and accessible educational system".

I don't care, I want my government to start issuing Shanthi Sagar(or the make-your-own-other sagars) certificates. Imagine,with the reach of these aam aadmi restaurants and their frugal monetary ways, we can make sure every breakfast hogging citizen is endowed with an educational overtone.


Maybe we should start taking advise from the french government on these issues. We can hope to procure:

1.School textbooks from Playboy Publications
2.Raj Thackeray for the next Calvin Klein underwear campaign (and of course only Maharastrians are allowed to buy)
3.Defense equipment to be made by the ISI of Pakistan
4.Ready to make soup mix made my Harpic &
5.The next kingfisher Calendar featuring only Para military drop outs.

As always, I'm loving it

Aspirin

2 comments:

Merryn said...

"2.Raj Thackeray for the next Calvin Klein underwear campaign (and of course only Maharastrians are allowed to buy)"

LOLL!!! brilliant!

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